Fun Size (Oct 26/12)
I could see there being some funny parts in this movie, but it isn’t going to be a good movie. And you won’t remember it or talk about it after.
Silent Hill: Revelation (Oct 26/12)
I don’t really remember the first Silent Hill, so clearly I’m not a huge fan. It looks creepy and interesting, but I would have to have liked the first one to want to see this one. Perhaps I will have to re watch it, but even then I doubt I will see this in theatres.
Flight (Nov 2/12)
Although I would consider watching this movie if it was on Netflix, I don’t consider this a movie to see in theatres.
Vamps (Nov 2/12)
Starring Alicia Silverstone and Krysten Ritter, a playful girls comedy based on Vampires. Pure comedy, but just not working for me.
The Details (Nov 2/12)
Basically a quirky movie about Tobey Maguire and his sexcapades during his marriage and how he ruins his life and can’t really understand why things are happening to him. It’s a shame because there are a couple other good actresses in this movie.
The Comedy (Nov 9/12)
I’m wondering if maybe I am missing the point, and that the fact that it is called The Comedy is suppose to be irony? Because it does not look funny. I didn’t even finish the trailer. It is a whole bunch of old fat guys with beards. It’s like they think they won with Zac Galifianakis so surely a group of guys who look like him would do the same thing?
Nature Calls (Nov 9/12)
I didn’t get to the halfway point of this preview. Watching Johnny Knoxville in this is like seeing the Rock in the toothfairy, which I haven’t even seen.
Citadel (Nov 9/12)
A thriller horror with the bad guys as kids. Not just any kids, creepy deformed kids!
Hyde Park on Hudson (Dec 7/12)
Although its based on true events and President Roosevelt and the King and Queen of England, I’m feeling disappointed. I don’t know my history that well, but I don’t think this is one of those movies that you will need to know much. It just seems too dull.
The Guilt Trip (Dec 19/12)
Starring Seth Rogen and Barbra Streisand, a son and mother go on a road trip. The only reason to watch this would be for Barbra Streisand, as she is the obvious funny person over Seth Rogen, but this movie will give a few laughs but nothing more. Sorry.
This is 40 (Dec 21/12)
A movie full of a bunch of current funny people being funny. I just can’t do it. I’m sure you will all enjoy this, but as much as I DO want to try for you guys, I KNOW this will fail me.
Jack Reacher (Dec 21/12)
Another one that ALMOST had me. I am reminded of the Bourne movies, and I enjoyed those. I would be willing to give this a chance because of that. I don’t know if thats a good enough reason, or if that will actually happen though.
On The Road (Dec 21/12)
Based on a story I have never read. Because I haven’t read it, I’m not really interested in seeing the movie. And from watching the trailer, I can tell I’m not interested in reading the book either.
Parental Guidance (Dec 25/12)
The fact that this is on Christmas is not the only reason not to see it. Bette Midler is in it, which I would say may be interesting. Her and Billy Crystal are the grandparents and their interactions with their grand children are where the laughs come in. I would like to see this movie just to prove myself wrong. I can’t always be right, Can I? Yeah… your right. I usually am. This ones another dud.
Promised Land (Dec 28/12)
Matt Damon is a successful man who brings natural gas and refineries to wherever he can. He tries to do this in a small town, but the good wholesome people realize money isn’t everything and fight for their peaceful, clean, happy lives back. Yawns.
Texas Chainsaw 3D (Jan 4/13)
Any excuse to remake a horror movie into 3D, huh?
Stand Up Guys (Jan 11/13)
This movie is relying too heavily on its good actors, and the story looks like it falls a bit flat, despite all the attempts.
Mama (Jan 18/13)
Almost had me for an interesting concept, but it is going to be one of those jumpy films that ends stupidly. I would consider watching it for fun, but not in theatres.
The Last Stand (Jan 18/13)
One of those action movies where they just wanted to make with a token action star. This just screams the rock, but instead we get someone so much cooler. Arnold Schwarzenegger. I never said anything about the movies being any good.