Movies NOT To See: June 2016 Edition

Movies NOT To See.  A compiled list to help you weed out the good vs the bad to save your time, money and brain cells. A link to the trailer has been provided in the title. 

Me Before You (June 3)

I love romance movies and this one looks pretty sappy full of love and tears.  There are a lot of beautiful location scenes and the plot is really trying, but I don’t think it would win me over.  It’s about a man in a wheel chair who wants his old life back, and the beautiful girl who helps him to live again.

Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (June 3)

I think I am still trying to get over what I just watched… This preview alone was torture, there is nothing remotely funny about this…How did this happen? Run, far away from this one.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (June 3)

I never hopped on the TMNT revamp, and watching this preview just solidifies my reasons as to why.  The nostalgia is gone and there is nothing left but an attempt at action and comedy that falls as flat as the mouthwatering pizza from the original cartoon.

Careful What You Wish For (June 3)

Starring Nick Jonas as a young boy who decides to mess around with an angry rich guy’s wife.  Angry rich guy and him fight, while both having fun with rich guy’s wife.

Approaching The Unknown (June 3)

An astronaut on a solo mission to Mars goes crazy and decides to go awol in space looking for one last hurrah. I see no benefit to sitting through this and would be shocked to find out that it would be worth anything.  Looks like it is part of the astronaut/space revamp, remember the good old movies like Armageddon?

Genius (June 10)

Based on renowned book editor Maxwell Perkins and his professional relationship with Thomas Wolfe.  A great cast including one of my favourites, Colin Firth, Nicole Kidman, Jude Law and Laura Linney, but unfortunately with so little time I can’t watch them all and must weed this one out.

Swiss Army Man (June 24)

What in the sam hell did I just watch?  Starring Daniel Radcliffe as a dead man who washes up on shore and he is basically an action figure who can do a whole bunch of weird stuff.

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